OMGWTFBBC, chapter five is finally up! After almost a month. A full month? I don’t know. I just know that it’s been far too long since I last updated and I swear I’m going to work on that. Really.

In other news: I have a job. It cuts into my writing time. Must learn to budget my hours. Boo.

… but because of the heavy overhaul that has taken place at my domain, I haven’t finished the third chapter. I know, I know! Fail! It will be up as soon as possible.

Not that anyone reads this. But to the five people who do: I promise you. Chapter three will be soon.